As with most humour, there is the potential to offend your audience. As someone who has lived with anaphylaxis my whole life, I often find comfort in my ability to laugh things off or look at the brighter side in life. I understand wholeheartedly that this is a serious condition with potentially life-threatening consequences. If any of these jokes are distasteful and offensive to you, I apologize. They are, in my opinion, the best (and worst) food allergy jokes out there!
Did you hear about the Frenchman who could only count to seven?
-He had a huit allergy
What does an allergic person have in common with bees?
-They both have hives!
Did you hear about the convict who had allergies?
-He broke out
Why didn’t the child with allergies play the board game Clue?
–It contained Mustard!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
-To avoid his allergen
What did the night owl say to his pal the early riser?
-I’m allergic to mornings.
Teacher: Where’s your homework?
Student: I’m allergic to homework.
1: Knock, knock.
2: Who’s there?
1: Auntie
2: Ben who?
1: Anti-Histamine
1: Knock, knock.
2: Who’s there?
1: May
2: May who?
1: May contain trace amounts of ‘nuts’
What was the cause of the tech-guru’s most recent seafood reaction?
-Her new shell-phone!
– Nicole K.
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